The following are actual examples of ad copy or product documentation I’ve found for retail items offered by mostly-Chinese sellers serving audio and electronics hobbiests (such as on ebay) or for other items.
(I hope the word “Chinglesh” isn’t regarded as racist in any way. It’s certainly not intended to be. For the record, I’d be fully in support of a Chinese site hosting examples of amusingly-poor translation in the other direction!)
A Completely Torrential Melody Affecting Almost Every Nerve
Let people experience a fascinating sound like “fascinating”, like a child chorus, as if it is the sound of nature, clear and pure, ethereal and soft, beautiful and holy sound gives a feeling of angel flying to the world, let people feel The result is not a simple mix of sounds, but a complete melody of torrents, and almost every nerve of the listener is affected by it, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.
Broth in the Bile Duct
The sound quality can be described by the difference of lobster and chicken broth compared with the bile duct 300B.
[The 300B is a well-known vacuum tube used in audio. I finally figured out that the “bile duct” is a tube also. Still not sure about lobster and chicken broth…]
Cattle Transformed
Recommend the use of dual 24V power 300W above ring cattle transformer
[A “ring” transformer is probably what we call a toroidal transformer. Still trying to figure out the “cattle” part…]
No Wonder my Car isn’t Working
This version does not need fly line. Just take two bassoon installed in the radiator,it is OK.
Yum
the music flavor is very strong!
Hot!
The kit uses fully imported fever capacitors
Anarchist’s Dream
Turn the knob to the bottom to turn off the state
Style sound appealing, beautiful voice.
Noisy, Bad, Ugly, and Irritated? Not!
The previous level is completely free of the noisy, bad, and ugly feeling of the general DIY preamp. The sound is very transparent and has music. The sense of substitution, people unconsciously turn the volume uninterrupted and do not feel irritated, the sound is full of beauty and high degree of truth, in the subtle details, want to be atmospheric!
Can I Use It?
Only those who can use it can use it well
Biting the Bone Mode is Crazy
…power amplifier board for LG86A 48-piece chorus in unison… almost crazy and bold in thinking and innovation. It uses 24 pieces (48 units) of thick and warm sound… The work of biting the bone mode maintains the excellent performance… The high-level design ensures that the whole machine has extraordinary characteristics that are outstanding.
The audio color light module can flash the color light with the music, adding to the whole speaker, adding a slever splendor. All parts are delivered in spare parts and need to be welded accourding to the drawings.
No One is Wrong if Everyone is Success
The horn protection circuit can not only eliminate the impact noise of the power amplifier switch machine, but also avoid the output DC burning the horn… The bottom noise is small. Zero floating small, do not need to do any debugging after installation… Free debugging. As long as the connection is correct, no one is wrong, basically it is a success, no need to do any debugging, beginners also have a very high success rate.
Number One Signal Cow
High quality pt-11 permalloy 10K: 10K audio cattle isolator, Jensen audio cattle reprint… There are many imitators of Jensen permalloy 10K:10K audio transformers, but none of them can break through the bottle strength of American ares manufacturers… The US ares Jensen jt-11p-1hpc 10K:10K signal isolation transformer (as shown in the figure below) is called the No.1 signal cow by audio enthusiasts… the sales volume has reached several… This is the cow-wound technology of the Jensen transformer.
Sounds painful
Built-in ear discharge circuit
Abort This Booklet
In this booklet , you could find the SPECIFICATIONS and TEMPLATE of the woofer. With this information, you could achieve the best performance of woofer conveniently.
Dilections, no clamp
Dilections Healthy Ball
…the Ball has a long historical record. At that time, the Ball was solid which has been used to improve the physique, such as to limber up the joints… The Ball remained solid till the Qing Dynasty, when it was fashioned out with an empty core with two sound boards of different oitches… Healthy Ball was first sold as a plaything… Method: Hold two balls in the hand. Move them with the five fingers clockwise or counter clockwise… Maintenance: After using the balls rub them with deerskin, soft cloth or wheat bran… Keep away from clamp and water.